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Thursday
Sep072017

4-sentence stories for Musical Adaptation

The ensemble nominated old stories for the basis of our Musical Adaptation show. One of these stories will serve as the spine of our musical.

The Buddha. Every day, Siddhartha led a luxurious, sheltered life and wasn’t allowed to witness any death or suffering. Then he saw an old person, a sick person, a dead person, and he was greatly troubled. Because of that he left his riches and comfort behind to find the truth. After many years of searching and a lot of self-mortification, he found a way past suffering and began to teach it to others. 

Goldilocks. Every day Goldilocks would wander off into the woods. Then one day she stumbled upon a home that was lived in but nobody was there. Because of that Goldilocks found the perfect chair, porridge and bed with which she quickly falls asleep. After that, Goldilocks was awoken when the three bears that lived there returned. She ran out of the house and back into the woods.

Icarus and Daedalus. Every day Daedalus would invent brilliant things and make ego-driven choices. Then one day he and his son Icarus were imprisoned at the top of a tall tower. Because of that, Daedalus built wings for himself and Icarus so they could escape, but Icarus died during the escape. After that, Daedalus was grief-stricken and remorseful for the rest of his life.

Hansel and Gretel. Every day Hansel and Gretel would follow their wicked stepmother deep in the forest, where she tried to abandon them in order to escape the responsibility of feeding them. They outwitted their stepmother by leaving a trail of stones to follow back home, until one day when Hansel left a trail of breadcrumbs that was eaten by forest animals. Because of that, Hansel and Gretel wandered deep into the forest and sought refuge in a gingerbread house where they were imprisoned by a cannibalistic old woman. A fter that, Hansel and Gretel outsmarted the old woman, stole her riches, and headed home to live in comfort.
  
The Scarlet Letter. Every day Hester would wear the Scarlet A as a reminder that she conceived her daughter with a man who was not her husband. Then one day Hester decides to make a fresh start and plans to move to Europe with her lover, Arthur and their daughter, Pearl. Racked with guilt for their sin, Arthur dies. After that, Hester returns to her quiet, stoic life.

 

Brave Little Taylor. Every day a local tailor would intermittently sew clothes and swat at flies. Then one day after boasting that he killed "seven with one blow," a giant overhears and thinks he meant seven men. Because of that, the giant is impressed by the tailor and challenges him to feats of strength, each of which the tailor wins by using his wits to outsmart the giant, securing the tailor a place in the royal service. After that, the tailor defeats two more giants and is granted the hand of the king's daughter in marriage.
Sarah and Abraham. Every day Sarah would tend to her home and her husband Abraham, long accepting of the fact that she did not bear children. Then one day at 90 years of age, she overheard God telling Abraham that she would soon become pregnant. Because of that, she laughed out loud, but nine months later she gave birth to Isaac. After that, Sarah was noted as a medical miracle and became the grandmother to kings. 

Iron Hans (in cage). Every day John would eat people who wandered into his part of the woods. Then one day he was captured and put in a cage by the castle. Because of that, the young prince’s ball rolled into his cage, and John convinced the prince to set him free in exchange for the ball. After that the prince flees with John, who teaches him and helps him to win a beautiful princess.

Chicken Little. Every day Chicken Little would go for walks in the woods. Then one day a piece of the sky fell and hit her on the head. Because of that she goes to tell the King the sky is falling, warning other animals along the way who join her, including Foxy Loxy, who wants to lead them to "the King." After that, Chicken Little and the other animals were led to Foxy Loxy's den and get eaten.

Red Riding Hood. Every day Red Riding Hood would walk through the Forest to visit her grandmother. Then one day, a Wolf saw her and decided he wanted to eat her. Because of that the Wolf dressed up in her grandmother's clothes, and Red Riding Hood remarked about what big teeth he had. After that, Red Riding Hood and the Wolf fought, Red Riding Hood triumphing.

MacBeth. Every day MacBeth brooded about his destiny. Then one day, three weird sisters told MacBeth that he would be King. Because of that he and his wife murdered the current King and other people, drove themselves mad, and set off a civil war. After that, Burnham Wood came to Dunsinane Castle, and MacBeth was killed by a man of no woman born

Cinderella. Every day, Cinderella would do her chores, just like the world asked her to. She would log on, take calls from angry customers, and appease them. Then one day, someone was so rude and awful to her that she quit. Because of that, she went home and started crocheting fanciful modern art pieces, sculpting out of mashed potatoes and singing off-key very loud, until her neighbors called the cops. When the police officer came to the door, she felt an instant attraction. He wrote a warning and left. She looked him up on social media, and they became "friends." After that, he quit his job, too, and they ran off together, and bought a food cart/portable music stage, and began traveling the world with their delicious food, fun music and message of peace.

Old Testament Job. Every day, Job would live his life, all wealthy-like, and worshipping God. Then one day, this guy named Satan wanted to see if he could get Job to hate God by killing his animals and family members, giving him diseases, and generally just fucking up his life. God was cool with this, because he wanted to prove Satan wrong. Because of that, Job started getting really philosophical and ended up getting some ridiculous advice from his friends. God noticed that things were getting weird so he bellowed out some profound rhetorical questions. After that, God was pleased that Job passed the test so he gave him twice as much as he had before he lost everything, which might mean he was given two copies back of each animal and family member.

Three Blind Mice. Every day the three visually-impaired yet incredibly speedy mice would aimlessly run around the farmhouse. One day, they smelled the farmer's wife and began to harass and chase her viciously. Because of that, the farmer's wife grabbed a carving knife in self-defense, severing their tails. After that, the mice were much more cautious, yet still found ways to seek revenge on the farmer's wife.

The Boy Who Cried Wolf. Every day the shepherd boy would lie to the villagers, telling them a wolf was attacking his sheep. One day, a wolf really did attack his sheep. Because of his previous excessive prevarications, the villagers did not believe he was now speaking the truth, and the wolf ate the sheep. After that, the shepherd boy never lied again.

 

Dionysis/The Bacchae. Every day the women of Thebes loved worshipping Dionysis out in the woods, with wild living filled with wine and sensuality. Then one day the king of Thebes decided to put a stop to this, and restore order. Because of this he went out disguised as a woman to assess the situation. After that, the women recognized him as an imposter and tore him limb from limb.  

Murder of Gonzago/The Mousetrap/Hamlet Play-within-Play. Every day the king and queen loved one another dearly. Then one day, someone murdered the king, took his crown and became king himself. Because of that the queen mourned, and the murderer-king pretended to mourn. After that, the murderer-king tried to woo the queen, and eventually convinced her to marry him. 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday
Jun222017

Slasher Prize Party is over $500

Prize Party drawings during the two Are We Delicious? Slasher performances will total over $500.

All prizes are from local Madison businesses and theatre companies.

All audience members are entered in the drawing at intermission. You must be present to win.

Slasher Prize Party Partners include:

Willy Street Co-op - East, Square Wine, Phil Klein, a certified bridge teacher, Monsoon Siam Thai Restaurant, La Taquera, Jim's Meat Market, Glass Nickel, Daisy Cafe & Cupcakery, Crostini Sandwiches, Cafe La Bellitalia, Brother's Three, Benvenutos, Bear & Bottle, Banzo, Bad Dog Frida, and Are We Delicious?

 

 

Thursday
Jun152017

Slasher Ensemble Member - Malissa Petterson

Malissa Petterson began her theatrical career in Frederick, Maryland, working with such companies as the Frederick Towne Players, the Cultural Arts Center, the Maryland Ensemble Theatre, and the Chesapeake Shakespeare Company. Since her move in 2011 to beautiful Madison, Malissa has worked with the Children's Theater of Madison, the Mercury Players Theatre, StageQ, and the Broom Street Theater, where she is currently a board member. She has a BA in communications with a focus in digital media and a minor in theatre, as well as an MFA in creative writing. During the day, she can be found at the Encore Studio for the Performing Arts, sweating to the eighties and living the dream. A playwright, teacher, director, stage manager, costumer, and sometimes actor, she has yet to decide which Theatrical Hat fits the best.

Thursday
Jun152017

Slasher Ensemble Member - Heather Jane Farr

Heather Jane Farr is enthralled to be in their third Delicious (the first being Deliciously Queer: Coming Out in association with StageQ, the second Sci-Fi last fall). Heather is a bit of a theatre junkie, having recently finished assistant directing Bar Games (at Broom Street Theatre), performing in The 800th Annual Salvation Swing-Off (at the New York City International Fringe Festival), and directing black & white (also at Broom Street Theatre), all just over this past summer.

Thursday
Jun152017

Slasher Ensemble Member - Brad Knight

Brad Knight is Creative Director for the award-winning Madison improv troupe Monkey Business Insitute.  When he's not performing, teaching, training or philosophising about improv, you might find him reading, camping, hanging out with his dog Turtle, or geeking out with some games.

He loves this Are We Delicious stuff!